Detention Slips That Prove Some Kids are Just Too Hilarious to Care

Every child gets in trouble once in a while, usually for something like talking in class or being tardy again. But these particular  kids decided that if you’re going to do it, go big or go home.

Or rather, go big and go to detention.

We’ve all had this reaction.

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Proclaiming “Oh hell” out loud upon receiving a returned exam paper.
Via: Buzzfeed

Someone’s not a “Zoolander” fan.

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Saying “What is this? A center for ants?” during class.
Via: Reddit

A classic that has yet to be improved upon.

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When a student asked another what he was doing after school, AJ responded with “Your mom.”
Via: Picstache

What a monster!

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Disturbing other classmates with cat pictures during class.

Literally Bible thumping.

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Thumping another student on the head with a Bible and screaming, “Infidel.”

But he had his eyes closed!

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It was reported that Mason looked up the dress of another student. Mason’s response: “I looked up her dress. (I had my eyes closed.).”
Via: Tumblr

You WILL respect the craftmanship of this desk.

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For yelling “That is mahogany!” when student dropped books on desk.
Via: MSN

Run! Run while you can!

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Student opened window and escaped (he jumped out the window and ran)!
Via: Tumblr

He has to learn somewhere.

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Caught Lucas searching “boobies” while other students were over looking at the photos.
Via: Reddit

“Cotton headed ninny muffin” might be the best taunt yet.

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Mark called me a “cotton headed ninny muffin” in front of the entire class.

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